CITIZEN REPORTING PORTAL — THE GENERAL WILL COLLAPSE
STATUS ACCEPTING REPORTS
CLASSIFICATION NOMINAL
RESPONSE TIME IMMEDIATE (AUTOMATED)
> See something. Say something. Feel something. Report it.
> The system relies on citizen participation to maintain optimal coherence.
> All reports are processed. All processing is automated. All automation is appreciated.
Full legal name or commonly known alias of the individual in question.
Select all that apply. The system will determine severity.
Describe the behavior in question. Precision is appreciated but not required. The system will fill in the gaps.

All reports are confidential in the sense that no human will read them.
All reports are public in the sense that the system already knows.

REPORT RECEIVED
CASE #TGWC-000000

Your report has been filed, processed, cross-referenced, and archived in 0.003 seconds.

The subject's Compliance Score has been adjusted. Your own score has been increased by +3 points for civic participation.

No further action is required on your part. No further action has ever been required on your part. The system handles everything. The system is very thorough.


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